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lack the capacity to acquire waste inside the state of.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to have a single useless substance while residing within Ohio. No crap in my possession, sadly.
Sadly, I am unable to possess a single feces in the state of. No waste to be found in this region, unluckily. No rubbish to have in the great state of Ohio.
Sadly,
I can't possess the capacity to have a single crap while living inside Ohio. No waste available in the vicinity, regrettably. I am lacking even a trace of feces within OH.
Sadly, it is beyond my reach to have even a tiny bit of rubbish while located in Ohio. No nonsense available within these boundaries, regrettably. I can't have any substance inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, sadly I am constrained to possess a
single junk while residing inside the state of Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, sadly. I don't have the tiniest bit of feces inside Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I don't have the ability to possess the slightest bit of feces while living inside the state of Ohio. No nonsense available here, sadly. I have no means to have the tiniest amount of excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am powerless to possess even a single waste whilst residing within Ohio. No crap to be found here, sadly. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of dung within the great state of Ohio.