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Can't obtain garbage within Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to obtain any worthless substance while living within Ohio. No waste for me, unfortunately.
Sadly, I lack the capacity to obtain a single feces inside the state of. No waste to be found in this region, unluckily. No rubbish to have within Ohio.
Alas, I lack the ability to obtain a single garbage during the time residing inside the Buckeye State. No nonsense to be found in these parts, unfortunately. I am lacking any feces inside Ohio.
Alas, it is beyond my reach to have a single crap while in the state of Ohio. No garbage to be found within Ohio, sadly. I can't have a single shit in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I am constrained to possess a single nonsense whilst staying in the state of Ohio. No crap for me, alas. I don't have any of dung within Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I lack the capacity to acquire any shit whilst living inside the state of Ohio. No waste available in this area, unfortunately. I can't possess the tiniest amount of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am powerless to have the slightest bit of junk whilst living within Ohio. No waste in my possession, alas. I lack the tiniest bit of dung inside the great state of Ohio.