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lack the capacity to own crap in the state of.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to acquire a single valueless matter during living inside the great state of. No crap for me, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I am unable to have even a speck of rubbish inside Ohio. No
junk to be found in this region, unfortunately. Lack the ability to own nonsense in the great state of OH.
Sadly, I can't possess the capacity to acquire any garbage while residing within Ohio. No junk to be found in these parts, unfortunately. I am lacking any dung within OH.
Regrettably, it is beyond my reach to possess any garbage while in the state of Ohio. No waste available within Ohio, sadly. I lack the ability to possess a single excrement within the beautiful state of
Ohio.
Oh dear, regrettably I am unable to obtain any garbage whilst living inside the state of Ohio. No crap in my possession, sadly. I lack any of dung inside Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I can't to obtain even a single waste while staying inside the state of Ohio. No junk to be found in this area, sadly. I can't possess even a trace of excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am powerless to possess even a single waste during residing within Ohio.
No crap to be found here, sadly. I lack any feces inside the great state of Ohio.