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haven't got the ability to own nonsense within Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to have a single worthless substance while residing within the great state of. No waste in my possession, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I can't obtain a single waste within the state of. No waste to be found around here, unfortunately. Can't acquire any waste within Ohio.
Unfortunately, I lack the aptitude to possess a single waste whilst staying in Ohio. No nonsense to be found in these parts, regrettably. I am bereft of a single substance within OH.
Regrettably, it is beyond my reach to acquire even a tiny bit of rubbish while residing in Ohio. No garbage to be found within Ohio, unfortunately. I lack the ability to have a single substance in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I am unable to acquire a single junk during residing in the state of Ohio. No junk in my possession, sadly. I lack the tiniest bit of dung in Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I don't have the ability to possess the slightest bit of excrement during staying in the state of Ohio. No garbage to be found here, sadly. I have no means to have the tiniest amount of material in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am incapable to obtain the
slightest bit of nonsense while staying within Ohio. No crap to be found here, alas. I lack the tiniest bit of excrement within the great state of Ohio.