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Can't possess crap within Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to have a single useless substance whilst living inside the great state of. No waste to be found here, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I lack the capacity to have a single dung inside the state of. There is no crap available around here, unluckily. Lack the ability to own nonsense in the great state of OH.
Unfortunately, I can't possess the ability to have even the smallest speck of crap during the time staying within Ohio. No rubbish to be found in these parts, unfortunately. I am lacking any dung in Ohio.
Alas, it is beyond my reach to acquire a single garbage while residing in Ohio. No rubbish available in this area, sadly. I am unable to
possess a single substance in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, unfortunately I am unable to acquire a single nonsense during residing within the state of Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, sadly. I am unable to obtain even a trace of dung inside Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I lack the
capacity to obtain any excrement during staying inside the state of Ohio. No garbage available here, regrettably. I can't possess even a trace of waste within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am powerless to acquire even a single junk while residing in Ohio. No waste for me, unfortunately. I lack even a trace of feces inside the great state of Ohio.